"Male Pattern Badness" T-Shirt Art for Cracked

I am very excited to announce that yesterday my very first project has been released on Cracked.com! A couple months back I was asked to take a Photoplasty contest entry by Darren James and turn it into a fully illustrated T-shirt design which can be seen below...

My artwork for Cracked T-shirt design "Male Pattern Badness"

"Like looking directly into the sun, some art is so powerful, so blisteringly glorious that it sears itself into your retinas and stays with you long after you look away. It reminds you that even if the rest of your life is full of wretched misery, you were at least once in the presence of magnificence and it hurt a little. This shirt is one of those arts. Also, if you looked at the image above without any protection, you're pregnant now, with a baby named freedom. You're welcome."

-The Lovely Cracked Staff

That is the actual product description for the shirt in the Cracked Dispensary, where you can buy the shirt. I couldn't have written it better myself. When the time comes for me to publish my own art book, you can bet I'll be asking Cracked for a quote. I've been a huge fan of the Cracked website for years now. They have some amazingly interesting articles dripping with a thick layer of humor, so if you like learning and laughing at the same time seriously check them out.

If you're interested in buying the shirt for yourself or for a friend, it's available in Small-2XL for Ladies and Small-3XL for Men. So what are you waiting for? 

BUY THE SHIRT HERE!

Also! In case you needed more incentive, Cracked is currently running a SALE on ALL OF THEIR SHIRTS, so check out the link HERE for the promotional code to get 15% off from now through 4th of July Weekend!

I've got more work for Cracked to be released so I'll be back to post about those when the time comes. Until then, thanks for stopping by!